I wanted to google "huge banana" but I'm pretty sure all I'd get is dick pictures.
we made malted milkshakes. malt as in malt liqour.
dude just did a line with screech. dude is fucking creepy
i'm having flashbacks of crying and telling you i was made out of egg salad.
You kept making that girl eat peanuts, saying they were good for her baby..... I don't think she pregnant
She took the bride and groom figures and the top layer of their cake and tried to walk out of the reception with it in her purse.
i'm taking a spore imprint of the mushroom we found growing in our bathroom and sending a picture to ryan. he will then be able to tell if it's trip-worthy
I walked in and all four of you were covering your heads under the blanket singing waterslides in unison.
I'm two guys short from fucking the whole baseball team and one is gay. I will be successful by the end of this month.
I found my weird threshold when Truth or Dare became everyone get naked and snort Adderall off the kitchen counter.
My roommate just walked in on him eating me out ..happy finals week right?
Puke-y regrets or just things-seem-far-away regrets?
I can’t believe I made out with a flat earther and didn’t know about it until now!
He's eating a sriracha ravioli sandwich. How do you think the night is going?
It was a crazy night: tears were shed, blood was spewed, and bottles were emptied.
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