Yes, I did know where her mouth had been, but frankly I think it was a lesson you needed to learn.
I passed out on the floor of a truck stop. Drinking binge 2011 is now over.
We ran out of ice cubes so I used ice cream. Everyone thought that was the plan all along. I just went with it.
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
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This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
There is a girl in my drunk limo who hasn't seen an uncircumcised penis. Hook me up with a picture.
But in the grand scheme of things, "should i bang a hot roommate or a sexy giant" is really not a bad lot in life
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
He said the main reason he fucked me was cause of my storm trooper tattoo. IT ATTRACHES ALL THE HOT NERDS
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At the end of the night i was really thirsty and tied to a bedpost
Never underestimate the power of loudly proclaiming you want to make out with someone
I don't think it's ever a good night if I'm this hung over and I didn't even get an orgasm out of the deal...
I just destroyed that poor boy. Picked him up and put him wherever I wanted, it was like the Pride version of Elf on a Shelf.
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
Someone made a mask out of a crown royal bag. Can't decide if tacky or awesome.
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