is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
Too late. I'm going over there. I'm a bad example for all women: Do as I say, not who I do.
woke up with a sweatshirt on that said "someone special calls me grandma" and a sword. i'm just going to assume that it was a good night
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OH GOD PAJAMAS ARE SUCH A HARD CONCEPT RIGHT NOW
I woke up on a futon in some strangers house. They were eating pizza and told me everything was going to be fine.
It's official, no more fat chicks or even close to that, my balls are 2 dimentional
I knew things were bad when I walked in on you feeding juice to your iPhone
Don't ask me how, but I have a squirrel in my backpack and I don't know what to do with it.
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There was an unopened condom by my car when I went to pick it up this morning. Someone may have fucked on the hood of my car last night. Don't think it was me but I can't rule it out 100%.
OMG. Dad just threw a 100 dollar bill down on the table for a girl to lift her shirt. I think he was kidding, but...
I almost died in that meeting. Nearly dried up and blew away in the pure powder form of boredom
I know that feel bro
Your vagina needs to teach my vagina its ways.
4 pharmacies and not one had Plan B. If this is gods way of telling me it's time for a child, he can fuck off.
She texted me this morning asking why all of her house pillows were inside her mini-van.
So thats where i built my buckingham palace
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