blow job with a beer in the shower, I just created the ultimate day spa for dudes
you told me heaven would be the 3 of us at Moe's forever and every hot girl that walked in would ask us to play stone face
my dad just referred to me and my boobs as 'the three of you'
Which is worse rug burn on your nipples or laying there after wondering how long you have to cuddle before you can sneak away?
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
See what happens chris. I told u not to invite her over. Now shes on her way to jail and were stuck with two pomeranians.
Nothing says happy gameday like waking up in only an ACC Championship shirt in the qb's bed with a different football player
CONGRATULATIONS! You have won: pictures of my nipples!
This is a whole new generation of premature ejaculators
Can you please stop having such an active social life? I'm tryna get fucked over here
His idea of a night out is drinking beer in the driveway. He's been on house arrest too long
Haha idk you were stealing pizza dough at dominos
So I've already made 5 bad decisions today, wyd?
you said, "the pool was totally tequila. and i left my shoe halfway across town. and by shoe i mean car" it appeared to me that you didn't have your shoes or car.
Seriously considering taking a nap at lunchtime in my car. That. Hung. Over.
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