i need a new camera phone. my pictures from last night are as blurry as my memories. and neither tell me why i woke up in an airplane hangar.
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
I'm gonna play a drinking game called "Sarah takes the train"
started her walk of shame as my mom and dad walked through my common room door...my dad held the door for her and told her to have a nice day
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After 3 dates I think I'm failing at painting the "sweet guy with a future" picture and more painting the "this is the guy to call when you've run out of options and want to get fucked in half drunk to forget about it" picture.
Ya. I wonder how much being a beard for a major league baseball player pays. This could be a lucrative arrangement...
You burned the hair off your arms. Again.
It grows back stronger each time.
i’m just listening to christina aguilera’s “your body” on repeat and trying not to pass out at my desk.
The cop said he like my hair today. Please explain all other interactions with law enforcement, k thanks
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Yeah, we agreed, but I feel like I need at least one more ride on the bonecoaster
Oh my god. We just got locked out of our cabin and went to the neighbor's to see if they had a key and caught the neighbor jerking it. My night > your night
PS- My flight is being emergency landed bc someone smuggled cats on the plane.
Currently eating Dominos at the bar high as shit so that's how homework is going
I spend so much of my life shaving my body hair off and I want nothing more than his beard in all my hairless places.
Is it okay that we fucked on my car hood, in his driveway, at 4 am with cars passing by ?
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