Jerry, you need to find god
there's a guy here who looks like a hipster got a hold of obama and gave him a makeover.
i don't think my life will be extraordinarily more meaningful if i let him put his tongue in my butthole.
finally cleaned my dorm for the first time all year. bleach is awesome.
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Just lit a joint with steel wool and a 9 volt battery... thank you 3rd grade science class
I bought a fake diamond ring to wear, not only to bars to keep the creeps away, but so that I'll be judged less by the front desk girl at Planned Parenthood
just cockblocked my boss's 17 year old son at the Christmas party
we got hammered off table wine and i ended up biting my acrylic nail off so i could finger his butt.. ill never look at valentines day the same
Swallowing. Like you said. Lions. Always.
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She has puke in her hair, is missing a shoe and is now crying. People trust her to be their child's teacher
I only got lap dances from the ugliest strippers, i couldnt stop myself from laughing the entire time.
I asked for my Beats earbuds back and he sent me a pic of them tied around his penis. Now I miss both my great ear buds and his great dick
I just gave myself a sponge bath with your sock. I hope you don't mind.
Immediately after sex he layed on the floor and acted like my yellow bra was pac man
he made me cum so hard i had an asthma attack
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