I wanna come home
And do what?
Kiss. Rip clothes off. Repeat.
I seriously wish I was FB friends with her
I'm watching Cheaper By The Dozen. I almost forgot that Hilary Duff was a really shitty actor before she was a really shitty singer.
there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
Peed in a church parking lot last night. As if Jesus didnt hate me enough already.
I just introduced him to multiple male orgasms. I love wine AND tequila
IF SOMEONE ASKS YOU IF YOU WANT THE GOOD DRUGS YOU SAY YES.
your like the ambassador to my penis.
I'm always drunk lately
Now I'm in a game of hide and seek in Sears
Woke up covered in green glitter and beer. I am never leaving Ireland.
Basically, I'm sure one day I'll look back on this part of my life and be ashamed....
Don't worry, the house smells like waffles more than sex
I learned a very valuable lesson tonight...don't touch a cops tazer
So far I consider it a great summer because I have had to buy Plan B a total of zero times
JUST BECAUSE I LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED DOESNT MEAN IM GOING TO LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED AT WORK
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