Haha na a cat just ran under your car. Howd that happen?
Probably a woman cat. Doesnt think things through
wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
He broke up with me by playing Lynyrd Skynyrd "Free Bird".
CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
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I wasn't fucked. I was just drunk, because i was still able to walk into the woods and masterbate.
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
I'd say it's a shame and a disservice to the world that we can't stay drunken shitshows to infinity
Yup. Can I borrow your penis decanter for my Xmas party on Saturday
Unless you can blow me and bake me a pie at the same time, im not impressed.
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Names, who you're caught in bed with, both minor details
I mean, with your nipple problem im surprised. #hangacoatonem
i still can't believe he got laid by going to the bar and handing out "cuddle buddy" application forms
We may not see eye-to-eye on much, but I'm definitely willing to let you see eye-to-vagina again.
My dad's girlfriend is driving through the snow to bring me my purple haze. If he doesn't wife her up, we have a bigger issue on our hands.
If Plan B had a rewards card I would have earned so many free tote bags by now
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