Jizz is so healthy, they should sell it at Jamba Juice. Call it "Jamba's Juice". Genius.
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
What did you even date her?
because emotionally unstable girls are great in bed.
I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
I'd appreciated it if you didn't lick my boyfriends face again. I'm askin nicely. Thank you.
it wasn't a normal cookie, i figured that out 45 minutes into my exam
I got back at him the only way I knew how, by hooking up with the guy he hates from their rival fraternity.
As your attorney I advise you to rage rapidly
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
I asked him for something to clean up with after sex and he handed me a sham wow. A SHAM WOW
I truly wish I could say I pulled my groin straddling our cab driver but unfortunately I cannot
I'm sorry I told you to go fuck yourself after you said good morning to me when I was hungover.
I smell like playdoh, sex, and ruined lives. I love the weekend
Afterwards he face timed like four of his friends screaming he banged the hot intern.
I'm gonna ask his dad. Weed trumps broken heart any day.
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