What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
We need to either drink and not go to waffle house or go to waffle house and not drink. I need to know which is causing these shits.
She called me her ex's name in a supermarket. How boring am I that she livens up shopping by thinking of another guy?
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I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
was it me or did you scream 'champagne motherfucker' when you punched him in the face ??
It is. We should just be drunk all the time forever everything is like just 90% more perfect
Jesus told me in my dream not to go to the party. I am athiest for tonight PARTY ON
Girl, that was the lost night of 2012 for me and I have buried that night deep deep away..
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HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
friends are allowed to bang on New Years, I read it on the Internet somewhere.
It makes me feel all patriotic & free... And borderline diabetic.
he just asked me that if he was a penguin and I was a penguin if I would fuck him
he was almost the father of your baby, you should let him take you to dinner
He’s like Batman if Batman went down on me and gave me multiple toe curling orgasms. He left without saying a word before I pulled the pillow off my face
Find out if he’s shared his techniques with a friend and set me up with him. You know I’ve always had a thing for Robin!!!!
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