highlight from tonight: i hit on her and her mother.
I just filled out my 2010 Census drunkenly. I'm single handedly throwing it off.
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
Alright, I can go by eventually,, I don't wanna lose a second pair of shoes this semster from blacking out...
By 11 pm the pants were off and there was no turning back. But on the bright side, you promised me your CDs when you died, you even signed a napkin saying so.
Just had an hour long talk with a woman, turns out she's the mom of the guy i lost my virginity to. Even better his dog was also present.. Meeting the family at its best?
Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
Yeah I mean once a gun is being waved around, its probably a good time to leave the party
But the music was sooo good
Showed up 15 minutes late and curtsied when I entered the door if that puts perspective to how my first day is going
He took me home and by the time I woke up after catching up on sleep I realized I accidentally put on one of his fiances socks. whoops.
the staff put glowsticks in the urinals of the porta-pottys last night and honestly drunk me has never been more grateful for anything in his life
at what point last night did i get this tattoo of an anchor made of dicks?
around eleven
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
Had to clear my browser history. I figured if she used the search bar and her name came up, it might be a little creepy.
When we were finished she immediately got up, cut a star out of a piece of paper, colored it gold, taped it to my chest and deemed me the Sheriff of Sex.
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