I bought a boat. Want to have sex on The Angry Clam? That's what I named it.
i just used my scantron for my final to make paper shotglasses. i'd say i passed in flying colors.
I think we need to find a happy medium between fried food and dicks. This could end badly.
great idea involving lots of fake blood and face paint, call me tomorrow.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
what customs doesn't know wont hurt them
Vaginas creep me out. I'm disgusted by the look of them. I wonder if this is what having an ugly baby is like: you have to take care of it and love it but it just hurts you on the inside to look at it.
my favorite homeless guy just told me I drive like Batman, achievement unlocked
I used my tears to chase my tequila. You could say I rallied.
I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Well after we were arrested you just kept chanting "Like a good neighbor state farm is there"
I knew it was going to be a good night when my mom said "Have fun, be safe...wait, do you need any weed for tonight?"
he woke me up with all the stuff I had at his house in boxes i had to unwrap my own belongings and he said. Happy v-day its time to see ya day! Worst day ever
It looks like you got dick slapped by the sandman..
The body is still out there. I don't think my trainer realized when he asked me not to drink for 24 days, how often I see dead people
How is someone going to pee on the floor two days in a row? Fuck this place.
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