Just used a champagne bottle to outline a trigonometric circle for math 104.. should i give up on life now or later?
We had a long talk in which he told me he respects me more than any other girl. 30 minutes later, I got a facial.
he kept his composure pretty well until he puked on the cop car
It's like a puppy that we have to take care of at all times or else she'll get sad, lonely, and chew on the furniture. And by 'chew on the furniture', I mean have anonymous sex.
Technically ya I did. Hes tried to get down my pants like 3 times now and every time I have been all "these are not the Droids you are looking for"
It was awk he was sittin on a plastic backyard chair in his underwear and high white socks in the dark watching the nuggets game
I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
The Universe is CLEARLY playing a bad joke on your sex life
Not only did my parents pick me up from his hotel room in the morning, but he also came outside and had a casual little chat with my dad through the driver's side windrow.
Do you think it's wrong for me to hop on that dick before he realizes that he's gay?
I just wanna get drunk in a castle. Is that so much to ask?
all the one night stand stories i have end with me crying on my RA's floor stuffing cupcakes into my mouth
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS IS FOR YOU TO SHUT THE FUCK UP FOR ONCE
At least they took the pillow of my bed before they had sex. My friends are so polite.
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