we drove through mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu. We told the workers that were making Super Size Me 2, drove away without paying and told them to bill our producer.
just started drinking the sprite you used to ice your crotch last night. Missing you already
Did I tell you I had a charge show up for $36 on a credit card I haven't used in 6 months from Wild Wings? It was that night we slept across the street from the bar.
its like what part of i just threw up mcdonalds breakfast means i want to make out with you?
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
It's hard to take you serious when you're crying your eyes out wearing an adult sized onesie.
All together there was 318 cigarette butts in the pool... And my microwave.
Another memory: We offered for a stranger to live in our house under the condition that he took the garbage out because it's a 'blue' job.
We are the best.
Ps. We need to take the garbage out.
High me just had to pick the lock on my sisters room because I locked my vodka in there. I love vacation.
I mean I could but due to my age and being a mother and all I feel it's poor judgment to give fellatio in a public establishment.
There is a dude riding on one of those standing wheel things inside forever 21. Calm down.
Lol I'm not having group sex with you, that apron is fuckin awesome tho
He walked into me masturbating to a framed picture of Bill Murray riding a t-rex
The strippers who live across the street set up a decently professional stage on their front balcony and a banner for a go fund me... I think we're gonna get a show.
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
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