It was like a spaceship landed and 1000s of hipsters filled up the park
something about eating while taking a crap just doesn't seem safe to me.
i can tell by the sound of your bed that he isnt that good at sex.
i dont even feel safe using a push mower...that hungover
No, he's fine. He only wanted to know why there were traffic pylons in the living room and how the peanut butter got on the ceiling.
I was in the shower, he came in, had me give him a blow job, and left. I'm pretty sure I was just booty called. While taking a shower.
She keeps sending, "show me your elephant trunk."
Like do you realize his dealer came out with a gun and we laughed like it was all just fun and games...
are we fucking for lunch or am I using my vibrator ?
Dude they're making a condom for people who have no feeling in their penises that will make them able to have an orgasm. I love science
Sitting in a waiting room with 15 children has me contemplating if I ever want to have sex again...
Whatever, ill dance on the bar at applebees, don't try and act like you're above it.
I think I came out of my blackout as I was ordering wine from the private wedding reception.
Is it uncouth to masturbate the night before a gyno appointment?
Tomorrow's lesson plan is going to be on hangovers and why drinking during the week is never a good idea. I hope my boss approves.
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