Too bad my picture didn't come thru. It was one of me naked riding a unicorn with a wizard hat and a magic staff. And the unicorn had wings. And me too.
I thought I was at a rave until the paramedics started chasing me. You win again tequila.
i should not be allowed to orgasm that much in one day.
Whiskey shot with bacon bits, our version of Goldschlager WE ARE TRYIN IT.
I have a gash on my leg an a lobster leg in my purse.
I'm gonna win the lottery and buy chinchillas and tattoos for everyone
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
We couldve played the bring a random boy to lunch game but i made him go home
why is there a chinchilla in our apartment, and where did it come from?
question nothing. DON'T QUESTION A FREE CHINCHILLA.
Got head at the top of a water slide over-looking the valley while wearing a sombrero and drinking a corona. Epic.
Amazon.com "suggested" I buy both nipple clamps and opera gloves.
Got a high five from a Superman stripper tonight
He just sent me a picture of multiple chickens eating in his kitchen... should I be worried
There's a little game I've come up with since the mess of a party I had; it's called "tinsel or condom wrapper? (or: what's that on the floor?)"
Randomize
