Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
For my job application I just put "community gardener- personal business" for my previous work experience in place of the neighborhood pot grower/distributor
Don't worry we did the "promise to get an abortion" handshake
You tried taking his shirt off at the bar. He was 37 and married with kids.
I just found what appears to be a tooth in my purse...anybody missing one?
Rule #127: If your going to try fuck a married guy, you gotta be hotter then his wife; diet starts today.
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
Was there a Canadian at your party or did I dream that?
That chick went from zero to shitshow in only 6 shots.
Fried chicken is a must. Do strippers eat fried chicken or should I plan on something else?
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
I'm tryin a pb and onion sandwich now
Please smoke with me until I agree that sounds like a good idea
Drunk me just left a note for sober me apologizing for all the fucking crumbs in our bed
I'm not sure if 14 year old me would be disappointed or proud that I fucked him behind her middle school??
Also this morning I remembered seeing the stripper he threw up on later in the night. She was clothed though.
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