I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
$3 wine plus diet sprite does not make good champagne.
does taste better than andre tho
The only problem is i have violated all potential new years resolutions at the new years party.
i wish i could, but i promised myself i wouldn't sleep with anyone who couldn't grow a beard for a while. it's not you, it's crosby.
my brother walked in while we were fucking, silently took my bong from my closet, saluted us and walked out.
He's slept with 25.5 people. Wtf is a half?
These shoes are like walking on sunshine and labias. So soft and squishy
How do I explain the handcuffs and tanning goggles on our living room floor? There's rope too. The cats love the rope.
Shirley Temple died. We owe it to her to get dirty shirley wasted.
He asked me for a pic so I sent him a pic of my boyfriends dick.
The zoom feature on snap chat videos is the worst thing to ever happen to sexting
Nice. I like it when Maker's Mark makes decisions for you.
There is a cooked ham in the washing machine.
It's so weird fucking this kids aunt then going to the gym with him everyday, but my sick minded self loves it.
Should I wish him a happy birthday?
Well he has been inside of you enough times that you probably should.
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