On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
i may not always bang 16 year olds but when i do, i prefer hot ones
the mole on his forehead could get me off better than his dick
please tell me you have proof of this
i feel like i'm a professional at blowjobs i can deep throat an entire spatula
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
I think her nose is broken... but I think she's just drunk enough to fall for the whole "sex releases endorphins, so it'll feel better" line.
Maybe if more guys knew my pillowtalk occasionally includes me scribbling notebook diagrams of cell signalling pathways, I'd get laid more often
I might have been the first person to be rolling balls at a referee seminar
It was his birthday this weekend. I had to carry him 6 blocks, in 3 inch heels. The entire time he was trying to molest me, eat my face, and try to stop every two feet to tie his shoe. He would light a cigarette, forget about it, almost burn everyone, throw it out, then decide he wanted to smoke. He kept repeating that he trusts me with his life.
...Wow...
I could be a kindergarten teacher
My signature move is making guys wonder why they bothered in the first place
I just found a piece of squished oatmeal cream pie in my armpit. So very sad.
Wait. We seriously played strip beer pong at the bar last night. Who said I never came up with good ideas
It's called life, you pretentious bitch. Grow up.
I was just told I’m pretty enough to be a catfish. This made me so happy...
I'm floating on a rainbow and a purple elf is giving me advice. COME NOW!!!
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