He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
Today I made a list of everyone I have had sex with...there is more than double my age...
Do you think anyone has ever tried to have sex with a cows udder before?
It's official. I am the proud owner of his very own sex tape. Amateur awesome porn or awful delete-me-now porn? Come over help me decide.
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Let me just say....i'm sorry about setting your carpet on fire. I had no idea that the paper towel would burn that quickly.
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
There are parrots here and they're headbanging to the music. There's also a clown and a pit bull that can jump onto tables. Too high for this shit.
and he's drinking a bud lime in his profile pic meaning i can out drink him, meaning i would clearly be the alpha in our relationship
How did "just two beers for happy hour" turn into naked backyard wrestling?
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this hangover isn't hhappening. im not letting it
its winning. its definitely happening
He wasn't excited for the fifty shades of grey trailer, so I told him we're done
I literally wonder, frequently, "Will anyone ever fuck me until i go cross eyed for 2 hours again?''
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
Mixing Powerade and white wine has been one of my better ideas.
NOT PREGNANT according to the two dollar tree pregnancy tests I took in the tacobell bathroom. Come meet me at tacobell for celebratory soft tacos.
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