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• (610): View more from Pennsylvania

  why does my vagina smell like weed?

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  omg thats a great idea

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• (401): View more from Rhode Island

  I wonder if they've ever made a porno about the song "she'll be comin' round the mountain when she comes"

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• (954): View more from Florida

  i make up for being a shitty girlfriend by being amazing in bed.

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• (812): View more from Indiana

  You were yelling at the cops across the street saying they were at the wrong party

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• (817): View more from Texas

  Her little brother walked in right as I was finishing and was like "uhhh hey there's a lunar eclipse outside"

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• (845): View more from New York

  You're just mad that I don't wanna have dugout sex with you

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• (517): View more from Michigan

  There needs to be a crayon color for how blue my balls are

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• (802): View more from Vermont

  Fell down the metal stairs and some guy tried to fight me after you left. I fell asleep with cadbury eggs in my mouth too.

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• (706): View more from Georgia

  It's a goat... but where the fuck did it come from?

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• (413): View more from Massachusetts

  i'm sad to say... seems like women around here set up their armageddon booty calls ahead of time. wanna fill all these condoms with tequila and head downtown???

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• (908): View more from New Jersey

  Got a text that the fed tax return dropped into my account just before getting on the first leg of my flights the Vegas. Fate? Viva Las Vegas!

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• (505): View more from New Mexico

  I just sneezed glitter I JUST SNEEZED G LITTER I j u st SneeZED GLIT TER I DO NOT HAVE TIME FOR THIS AT ALL.

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• (306): View more from Saskatchewan

  You haven't lived until you've thrown up naked in a hotel room in Fargo while holding your breasts so they don't touch the toilet bowl.

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• (919): View more from North Carolina

  Had the weirdest dream last night. If you're ever in Texas, do not come over with a 12 pack as a bribe and ask for a threeway between you, me, and my TA. I will take the beer though.

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• (226): View more from Ontario

  I just put poptarts in the toaster with the wrapper on, that's how hungover I am.

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