If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
If you die in college, do you die in real life?
It was confusing and full of hummus
His facebook interests include 'unstrapping velcro'.
hung over. covered in somebodies makeup. and ready to drink.
I'm skyping with my parents and reading Cosmo articles on giving great head. I'm on a roller coaster that only goes up, baby.
Also, putting laundry hampers on my head and pretending I'm an astronaut is a good way to get caught in every door frame in the house.
My garbage can has nothing in it besides condoms and candy wrappers. That's good garbage.
And that is why we dont do tequila shooters at 1 in the afternoon. Because you go home with a beast like that
Woke up in the middle of my kitchen clutching a cheesy gordita crunch
It's cuz all she eats is salt lick, human souls, and fast food
Oh you know, the usual. We had a good date, I took her back home, she took off my pants, laughed, and left.
They are going to name an STD after you.
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