Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(925): View more from California

dear sober me, don't br the first to open the fridge in the morning

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(847): View more from Illinois

2 am we went back to his house. his mom handed us beers and cooked us pancakes. the next morning his dad had washed my car. i lied. living at home after college definitely does not suck.

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(804): View more from Virginia

"Hung over, tired and having a faint scent of some body butter and random pieces of glitter from a girl named gigi, almost arrested in drug bust, $40 Canadian in my pocket and all i got was this lousy Tshirt" shirts dont exist, but they need to

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(530): View more from California

the bottle said: caution extremely flammable. so that was my motivation.

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(724): View more from Pennsylvania

You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha

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(720): View more from Colorado

As the night goes on these shots are getting so much easier. My liver jst needed a warmup lap.

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(904): View more from Florida

I'm laying in my house looking at chocolate pudding drip from the ceiling onto my partially erect penis... Yay for shrooms!

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(804): View more from Virginia

I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo

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(504): View more from Louisiana

New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart

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