Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
Just joined the godiva rewards club. Who's the fat friend now.
i rewarded my self with tacobell for not throwing up on any one. MISTAKE
I wish I had a waterproof laptop so that I would watch porn in the shower.
bitch please you did NOT just unlike my status..
I walk in to see her roommate half naked on their stripper pole. I knew I was home.
Just erased 'masturbate' from my mental To-Do list because I've got too much stuff to do. I hate adulthood
I know he'd never cheat on me. It'd be like choosing Mexican tap water over Patron.
I got so stoned last night I thought I was in second grade again
The fact that you think I have a life is so flattering to me.
Why is there a chocalet milkshake outside our front door?
Alcohol
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
I feel like I was playing penis roulette last night nd I landed on the wrong one.
You're my best friend, so I'm kinda scared to say this, but.....I kinda feel odd when I show up with you at your family events and I have banged or blown at least 3 people in the room
Randomize
