I woke up with spaghetti in my mouth
separated laundry into 'got laid' and 'didn't get laid' piles.
Just got roadhead in a driving snowstorm. That shit should be a Winter X games event.
Umm I need a rain check. Long story short is I have scabies. Research it if you want. I'll tell you everything another time soon, I promise.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Your dad needs a mid life crisis affair thing, I could totally be that girl.
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
Dad, is it in any way illegal for me to run around throwing handfuls of lucky charms at people tomorrow?
you're kidding right?
I've got a permanent seat at the "Girls who eat their feelings" table this weekend.
Pierced my own nipple last night, and yes everyone did go absolutely nuts
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Pretty sure I picked a cat up off the street and took him home with me, fed him tuna, then let him go
UPDATE: IM NOT A TEEN MOM LETS GO PARTY
All my friends are getting into relationships and going through breakups and I'm having Plan Bs and crunch wraps for dinner.
i dont think sending her flowers will make her forgive you running over her foot.
I ACCIDENTALLY SUPER LIKED HIM. I JUST DELETED TINDER FROM MY PHONE.
I'm sorry, but the bed has won this battle. I got up, changed my shirt, combed my hair, put on some deodorant, and then looked at my bed and got back in
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