he put his p in my v, then his p in my a, and then tried to put the p in my m? first, double dipping is rude. second, i'm glad he finished shortly after that, i'm afraid of where he'd try to stick it next. my ear?
So, I just pissed in her shampoo bottle. Hope she enjoys a late golden shower from me.
my text book just quoted the cookie monster
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
So....maintenance found the bullethole.....
Are we going out tonight?
My conscience says no but my vag says yes
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
Anything that comes outta your cooch is bound to be breathtaking
That could use a little rephrasing
I'm pretty sure that if I didn't have a gerbil with a shotgun in my uterus I would think i was knocked up cuz all I want is hot sauce
Jesus, I just want to drink. Also simultaneously punch things and rub my vagina on them.
All I want to do on Facebook today is comment on people I knew in high schools profile pictures and tell them how much uglier they are now.
His balls are like really small, like dog sized balls. It was a weird discovery. Ever done a guy with dog sized balls?
HE BEAT A GUY WITH NOTHING BUT RAZZLE DAZZLE AND HIS FABULOUSNESS
I can see their wedding vows now: 'Til basicness do us part
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
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