i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
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Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
that ring i bought was worth the 6 bucks. wore it to the bar, told some girl i was recently divorced and wasnt ready to take it off. just got laid. THRICE.
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Lost my virginity in a banana suit. Glad I waited.
Oh no I would never do that to her. But when you're single again let me know. Cheating penis is definitely better than single penis. But she has claws.
Just put an ad on Craigslist for a fake groom... I'm sure only non creepy sane people will respond to it
I bought everclear. Bring your party pants and some addies
You're not gonna punch me in the face again are you?
you're right. i am beautiful. like a May day. frolicking in a meadow of wildflowers. platinum in one hand. pipe in the other. that kind of beautiful.
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Hows cali? I thought of you as I shaved 1/4 of my legs last night.
I'm prostituting myself for tickets to Disney World. There's a contradiction there.
Fyi - we're going to be eating those sandwiches in bed when you get home.
Tell him to put up or shut up. Can't be dangling dick in front of ho's without delivering.
It's just disrespectful
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
Idk, apparently drinking five Four Loko's and trying to fight a mailbox constitutes disorderly conduct.
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