Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
This cougar at my work just said "big breasts" referring to poultry... Still resulted in a boner.
I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
Either he was jacking off or having a seizure next to me in bed. Either way, I was too lazy to help.
There's banana everywhere and your hamster may or may not have stayed the night in the microwave...
literally overdrew my bank account at 3 in the morning to eat subway with 7 sherriffs.
Rain ponchos don't count as shirts at the bar. FYI.
Remembering I sold my brand new Blackberry to a stranger for a few pints = Worst night of my life. Now to work out what I did with my shoes.
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
She was purple for Halloween. She literally spray-painted herself purple and called it a costume. It won't come off.
Hypothetically how does one go about throwing away a dildo?
He hasn't touched a vagina in two and a half years. THIS IS WAY TOO MUCH PRESSURE TO BE UNDER
He said he could outsmoke me so I challenged him to a weed duel. I don't always very competitive but when I do...
Well, the night started out with you ALMOST falling out of a tree. Then we went back to the tree after about 9 shots and you DID fall out of the tree.
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
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