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steve butabi!
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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
god help us all. i just saw an infant wearing a onesie that said "i don't know who my daddy is"
when we woke up the fish was dead lying next to us on the bed. wat should i tell her
I would like to apologize for asking to take advantage of you, wishing you a horny Hanukkah and whatever "abd ethw prnym to mzbe yur penis cna be friends" means.
I HAVE A PRESENT FOR YOU AND ITS NOT MY VAGINA
Mission get my tooth back and find a new dick to ride starts after i sleep for the first time in 2 days.
i was like his sober eyes girls would come up to us, show us theirs and if approved by me blew him, if rejected they went to my truck with a bottle of patron
Just once, I'd like to hook up with a girl that doesn't look like she's having a near-fatal seizure when I give her an orgasm.
And I think your bro would be happy to know that when I took my bra off like 10lbs of confetti fell out. It was like my tits were celebrating being free
Now when you said you'd never sleep with me, did you really mean never on a Monday or never without handcuffs or a blindfold or never on a airplane or never without lots of booze? Cus never is a pretty strong word.
He told me that he's proud of our abnormalcy as a couple. I think it's the most romantic thing he's ever said.
After round two, I told him he deserves an award. He bowed and did a princess wave WHILE his dick was still inside me.
Was I trying to make a threesome happen again?!
Yep
I need to stop doing that, Im gonna get punched in the face
My head is bruised from having sex in the backseat of an explorer last night.
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