we're blogging at a bar
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
So the dentist told me I couldn't suck on anything. She emphasized ANYthing.
I'm going to buy you a pony but under one condition: you have to name it sarah jessika parker
okay, certainly we can't screw this up, and even as I type, I know we will
I thanked her dad for "firing off a good one" when she was conceived. She said thats why he doesnt like me.
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
We had sex twice and at Wendy's how dare you diminish that.
just shotgunning some tallboys in the cooler, you?
HOW DO YOU GET RAISES EVERY TWO WEEKS?!
Note to self; if you can light it on fire, you probs shouldn't drink it
I wish more of my problems were easily solvable by taking a good long shit.
Howd it go?
Well we had the "no we're not fucking on the porch" conversation but then we totally fucked on the porch. So I'd say alright.
Just bought shot glasses from the thrift store. I think the guy buying a winter coat was even judging me.
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