I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
I just remembered yelling "they're gonna let me be a lawyer! Me! Why would they do that?"
i dont even know how to be here
I'm never telling my kids not to take ecstasy, never. Idk what my mom was thinking.
He's the kind you'd bring home and you'd wake up and all your food would be half eaten on the kitchen floor and all your socks would be missing.
The camera shows a viking with a white mask, a creepy green guy, a gorilla, and a pumpkin throwing eggs and laundry detergent in his yard
OHHH and there was a Batman too.
No, I don't just love you because you have big boobs. I just wouldn't visit as often.
He's living a porn movie. He's slept with a waitress at her work for lunch, a bar tender at the bar that night, and the cleaning lady the next morning.
i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
I'm trying to be all porn star and he's making it all The Notebook
It's the 3rd day of the year and I've already sucked two dicks. New year same ole me.
I'll say this one last time. You are TWENTY FIVE YEARS OLD. You are not going to die alone and this is not the twilight of your life. Stop taking shrooms on your period!!!!
i just teared up watching channing tatum in drag emerge from the fog on lip sync battle. it's gotta be PMS. either that or something is realllllly wrong with me.
I woke up with a giant paw print on the side of my face, my jaw hurts, and I have no idea how any of this happened.
U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk
Randomize
