if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
I did something stupid with eggs call me when you get up. Cops were also involved.
do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
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I realize now. I should have just made out with everyone and anyone when I had the chance.
What are you wearing to our high school reunion?
I don't know, What kind of dress says "I feel sorry for you people?"
I sat in the mc D drive thru and refused to move till the chick gave me her number
you'll be glad to know I got kicked off the microphone at a bar in Breckenridge last night thanks to my country rendition of all star
I no longer question where these bruises come from... between the strip pole in the living room, the slipnslide in the hallway and our constant level of intoxication I will always be bruised...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It was beyond pathetic. You yelled her name at every blonde chick we saw hoping it would be her. Then you puked your corn dog
I think I wrote "thanks for the free alcohol!!!" in their wedding guest book and I'm almost positive I signed my name
Hi future me, I saved you a big mac under the bed.
I look at it as community service. He was going through a rough time and I gave him an ego boost. That's how we're going to remember it. I was doing a good deed lol
Want to have dinner and we can talk about how my vagina can make you feel better?
A dozen naked frat boys in squirrel masks just ran by. Welcome to the official start of the holidays.