You know how britney does the hair flip too much in her new videos? Thats me right now
He's paying me $45 to clean his room and $55 if i find the oxy that he lost.
i just declared my major based on how close the department building was to our apartment. laziness has been brought to a new level
Why isn't there a sort by hair color option on Facebook? It would make stalking much easier.
there's no excuse to just assume your pants won't be coming off for some reason or another. that's just irresponsible
Only the gays. Guy gives me a handjob in the steam, then changes next to me under his towel
Only the gays
I'm not surprised. You have the libido of an Italian soccer team.
I feel like we should apologize to the light saber. We were REALLY inappropriate with it last night.
I'm going as your incestuous sister. If thats not the perfect winglady I don't know what is.
I've never been so tempted to check my phone during sex in my life.
He could only go twice. I need a guy with more stamina and is less married
If waking up at 6 50 pm every day and getting invited to go have sex as you wake up is what alcoholism is like I can get use to this.
I just got a lecture from your coked out sister about the monetary value of Dothraki hair braids. Take her home.
Just used the word fistfucking in a serious conversation with my professor in front of the class, while making an appropriate and valid point. Win.
Why is my belly button ring in my ear
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