i just realized that we are the poor version of bethenny and jill from real housewives... and I'm jill. this is a 6.5 on the depressing scale
at least we're not in new jersey
why is every porn film shot in the same house? with the same red couch!?!
Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
Are you really this nice or are you just trying to get in my pants?
Both?
She keeps stunt undies in her bag, 2 sizes too small. She leaves them behind so the guy thinks he was luckier than he was...
the cops didn't wanna shut the tailgate down but the strippers weren't allowed to take money without a license or somthing
the coastal evacuation route ends at my vagina so you can just skip the bullshit and come over
What has two arms, one testicle and no credit card debt? This guy.
And don't try to lose a condom in me tonight. My vagina is not a storage compartment where you can just leave something and try and use it again later in the week.
She just shoved like three McNuggets in her mouth and started sobbing and I have no idea what's going on.
I just blocked a guy on grindr for having a little dick. See? I do have standards.
He was peeing on the back wall of a building. He would have been okay if the building hadn't been a police station.
She said "I feel like I haven't reached my full potential" and I couldn't figure if she meant in life or with the weed..
Just peed on the front lawn of the capital building. Great American.
seriously i don't trust him. he fed me a hot dog out of a crock pot and gave me moonshine dashed jager bombs.
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