I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
can you wear a superman outfit if we ever have sex?
we are learning about oedipus in english. fuck you for making this awkward for me
oh no you fucking didn't eat my mac and cheese you cunt
I never want to hear the words 'my therapist says . . . ' while naked again.
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
Do you think I should still be the condom fairy for Halloween even though I'll be like.. Almost 8 months pregnant?
And if I hated you I'd probably say things like, "I never want to speak to you again," or, "Eat a bag of dicks." That's how you'd know.
Your brother slept on my deck. There was a key under the mat. Relapse party success.
he's had a change of heart. and besides, we could use a laugh.
oh, well, if you all need a good laugh, by all means endanger my life.
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
Sarah is throwing up still and I'm eating salad with my fingers
Not sure who they are or where we're going but they just bought me 3 tacos so I'm staying.
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
I’m mid 4sum and you’re sending me photos of your cat. We had very different evenings.
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