You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
You'll be the first to get a "it's herpes simplex 1" cigar.
you wouldn't come out from under your bed because you said there were six-armed bears everywhere.
ohhh that explains the pepperonis I found in my sock drawer this morning...
no it doesn't.
worst part about day drinking... waking up to george lopez
She actually pushed her roomie out of the way and said 'You already fucked him it's my turn!'
Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.
He's yummy.
HE'S GAY. AND 40.
Irrelevant.
My little brother found me on Instagram. If I'm not already the shame of my family, I'm about to be.
You thought there were zombies attacking us so you tried to tuck and roll out of a moving vehicle. Also you should consider wearing underwear
Adulthood is making your own puke bucket.
Dude, I woke up with wet dollar bills in my boxers where did you take me???
I just jerked him off with one hand while holding my wine glass with the other and watching Congo. I feel like this was a preview to my married life...
she chased shots of jack with a fucking steak. i'm in love.
I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but yours is no longer the biggest penis I've seen. It is however, still the prettiest.
You shouted “im bobby labonte!” In the process of shoutgunning a beer. He said you were too redneck for him...
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