I think my grandma died before she was convinced I was straight
she burped and cried multiple times. it was like i was getting head from a baby.
I'm like a wolly mammoth down there. what do I tell him?
you yelled "you will never make love to jesus" and then ran into the tv.
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So am i just your go-to 'i found a tick on my penis' number?
It's 10am. I'm hungover wearing a flyers jersey and a phillies hat and eating a cheesesteak. I'm not the only one. Best city ever.
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
Is waterboarding an exceptable way of getting sober?
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
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he got kicked out of the bar for falling asleep on the mechanical bull.. then freaked on us cause we wouldnt go to the strip club with him
Are we talking about who knows if I'll get naked pictures of you with a broadsword or who knows if I'll be surprised?
I mean, I love her. But not "I'll have a threesome with her." Type of love.
There is booty call etiquette, and he just isn't following it. I'm not making you breakfast, gtfo.
Just made a beer run. At 9am. In my pjs. I should not be graduating today
Go forth my friend, but don't do any of that fruitful and multiplying shit.
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