he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
At lowes after workin outside. Kid behind me says "mommy that man smells like a taco" yes she was talking about me.
he wanted to have sex on the little rocking chair but i was too high to figure out how to do that so we did it on the floor.
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
after i talked him through a bulleted list of why we couldn't have sex he just said "but it would be fun...."
Kripsy Kremes at our place, bring your own coffee. And your own donuts because these ones are ours.
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
You know you can't live off of vodka and pizza rolls forever
I'VE ALREADY MADE MY CHOICE
I immediately retract my statement involving hylecopters being allowed to blow up sharks out of the water.... The idea if it is super incredible but ultimately it would be cruel and unessesary
I just tried to brush my hair with a can opener. Who gave you that brownie
I have really important information for you regarding the furry convention this weekend
SO DRUNK
PUKED IN DRIVEWAY
TELL PARENTS SORRY
He's balder, I'm skinnier. I win. I. Win.
My favorite part was when you kept telling everyone you were being "green" by drinking straight out of the bottle so u weren't wasting a cup.
I just saw a guy in a zippo shirt buy 2 gallons of fire starter fluid and then proceed to smoke a cigarette. I feel like hes got some big plans for his tuesday.
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