can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
gonna sleep on the stairs... to drunk to keep going up, way to drunk to go down, gonna find a comfy spot right here... its safer that way
I'm sweating while I eat mac and cheese. That fat.
a small fire erupted but we put it out with a can of beer so everything's fine
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He ripped off his shirt and tried to give me CPR. That damn bong.
It's like even though I'm not in college anymore my body still knows it's September and is putting itself into competitive binge drinking mode.
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
She kept telling people I wrecked her brain. That high.
A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
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After everything you did, you followed it with "Oh God, that's something a high person would do. But I'm not high." So yeah, you're not getting near my stash again.
Is the party worth it?
I am drink. Beer pony and singing.
I think i'm the first person to get kicked out of a club while completely sober. Come outside please!!
Alvin just won tickets on the radio. I guess he's out of jail.
My ex's psycho new girlfriend found my vibrator I forgot at his place. Apparently she didn't find it as funny as I did. 😂
never have sex with a mint flavored condom on. my vagina is on fire.
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