it was so cute when you were pretending to have willpower
Puked in a cab. Passed out on my floor an my mom put a blanket over me. Home by 1045. I won shitshow trophy last night.
I've never seen the starbucks guy more terrified than when you dove out the car window after your credit card
Ya. I was the definition of a shit show. I woke up outside my door when my alarm went off
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walked into class wearing my zorro costume. some girl just said "oh my god, i fucked zorro this weekend." I found her.
She was two things I dont understand: tall and Christian
That's a good 5 hours of "I have no fucking idea what I did".
Have fun in Vegas! Be safe, use condoms, and take a pic of Jon beforehand to give out when he goes missing. It will help the police.
New fact of life: getting Becca high never helps any situation at all ever.
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I guess "hi, I know your mom, she taught me in high school" is an effective pickup line
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
He tripped and fell all the way to the ground and then stood right back with out spilling a drop of his 3/4 full glass of rum and coke. It was like watching something from the matrix
He said he doesn't "believe" in cuddling. Can you come get me?
Dude, what the hell where you thinking last night
Welllllll basically they were like "challenge" and I was like "accepted"
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
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