The only way im leaving this casino is in a golden chariot or an ambulance
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
We went to the police station completely hammered looking for you. Don't tell me I'm not a good friend.
I love that we get drink and call each other crying. It's kind of our thing.
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beeferoni + vodka = puke stuck in braces.
It's confirmed I did eat a ping pong ball last night...
I feel like I'm taking part in a surprise porno. At least my hair looked good.
Can you explain to me the broken disco ball in my front yard?
Is it weird to say that getting an std with you was kinda romantic?
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An we can hold bottles of vodka in our hands singing yo ho a pirates life for me
Just an FYI if we break up I'm going to sleep with your cousin or who ever my dealer is.
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
was that the third sophomore you've banged this week?
third one in three days
Woke up with a lip tattoo that says "fake news" in case you're wondering about my wellbeing
duddde i wasn't even home last night and someone elses clothes are on my floor and there glow sticks everywhere?!
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