CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
lets make a pact to never make a pregnancy pact
wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
i really wish someone from a royal background would fuck me so i could literally say i was 'royally fucked'.
Apparently one comment in my womens studies class cockblocks yourself for an entire semester.
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
Pros and cons of selling your underwear to a guy on craigslist. Go.
Come down off the roof.
I just burped jalapeños and cum. That was the most disgusting thing ever.
Maybe it was that imaginary ghost dick you were stuffing in your mouth a minute ago
Hopefully my orange shoes will distract people's attention from my crippling awkwardness
I guess I'm open to more types of dick now
My new roommate is one of my Tinder matches... It is so on.
i just got drunk and created an entire Dr Seuss unit for my first graders.
I'm slacking. We've been hooking up for months and I have yet to bang him while he's wearing the clown mask.
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