OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
walking home from your place the other day I saw a man with a ponytail sitting on some church steps petting a plant
he should get drunk with us
I just found a dead bug in my nose. if that's the worst thing up there im considdering myself lucky.
Wake and baked to watch the boston marathon. God I love massachusetts
You were making dinosaur noises while jerking me off..
One blow job doesn not make me gay.
was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?
I'm a little upset you wasted 3 beers on your wet tee shirt contest.
My lower body still feels like its been through a garbage disposal and a trash compactor. In that order.
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
When he was fat he reminded me of my high school best friend and I just wanted to hug him and hug him. Also, he's funny and humor is the fastest way into my pants after Doctor Who and liquor.
Ok, so technically yes she wore a red tank top to the stoplight party. But under it was a yellow bra and green panties.
Only thig bad about that muscular chick from the gym is she liked it so rough I had to bust out a few wrestling moves from highschool
He made me a flamingo drink and now I don't know why things are the way they are.
Well as if this year didn't suck enough already, I can now count 2015 as the year I got chlamydia
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