I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
just hooked up with an air force officer in a hotel room paid for by the military. i feel like i should go around thanking taxpayers for the assist.
I am not saying a eulogy for your vibrator.
I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE.
They're letting me teach a freshman-laden class now. This university needs better background checks.
Nothing like an old fashioned, wine fueled, anxiety-cry in the shower to start off finals week.
It's 6 a.m. ... what the hell.
I am going to wait until he wakes up to set his couch on fire and then pee it out. That way he knows it was not an accident.
You stole my camera, took a picture of yourself and said "that's beautiful, just as beautiful as our waitress".
Why is hotel staff askin about the blood in our room
I'm pretty sure the bus driver knew how hung over I was and hit all the pot holes on purpose. I threw up into my water bottle.
Strip mythology. Everyone wins. Most of all me.
FYI, announcing your arrival at jail with "Hi,yes, I'm checking in? I believe I've reserved a bed, a 2 night stay this weekend?" is, in fact, frowned upon
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
I think he's trying to finish jacking off before throwing up again
I yelled at him as he left "you broke up with me. You lost your blow job privileges"
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