Could a canary swim?
Last time I ever let you pet sit.
her underwear stopped being sexy when i saw her pubes sticking out of the top.
You kept yelling that her vagina looked like a hatchet wound.
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
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And I don't know what it is about weed making me want every episode of the real housewives of everywhere
No one parties like Jon. He once stole a cops hat, ran like the wind, partied all night with it, and dropped it off at the station the next day with a box of donuts as an appology.
I didn't know what to do so I panicked and puked in my pillowcase with my pillow still inside.
I'm at the point in my life where I'm gonna sell my eggs for cash
I found a bar with Metallica and a fire eater. I'm home
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Based on his face I'm positive he has a beautiful penis.
you left your anal beads in the dishwasher
He said it only counts if it ends up on the internet
It involves me, my best friend, and a stripper and her mother.
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
Like sometimes I’ll be hangry but for dick
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