I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
Im like a co-bf. he pays for her birthday and christmas, but i get all the action.
you tried to pee on a squirrel and everyone saw. you've got some serious untagging to do
Did you ever get our sex tape out of the rental car before you returned it?
He says he won't get serious until he screws an Asian and a virgin. I should just place an ad on Craig's List
Wanted: female 18-24 of Asian or partial Asian descent to fuck my ginger boyfriend. Must be willing and able to fake virginity. No emotional connection needed, just sex, just once. Further contact post sex not needed (or particularly desired)
speaking of creep .. love how I kept touching strangers faces at the bar ... and saying "Don't worry I'm a dermatologist"
Its the least I can do really, I mean, I did sleep with her husband...
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
STOP SETTING ME UP WITH GUYS YOU MEET ON CRAIGSLIST
Just remember that I named his dick Robo-cock before he got into the sheriff's department.
I do NOT want to date a man who has no interest in going to a kangaroo farm
She's chasing her own tail and is afraid of her own feet. My stoner cat, ladies and gentlemen.
I don't know whether to laugh it off or be pissed at him..I got pulled over this morning leaving his place and the officer thought my hickeys were hand prints around my neck and asked if I needed to be escorted out of town.
I pulled you and a keg around in a wagon for like five hours and apparently everyone else remembers it but us.
please tell dad to clear the porn off his tablet before he lends it to anyone from now on
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