is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
he is so obsessed with the fact that he works at Apple
i know, its like he jerks off to steve jobs
He's playing farmville on his phone while puking over the toilet..
Sad news: I might have to institute a "once-per-day" policy on getting trashed downtown. Sorry, reputation.
Just saw 1 guy dressed as a cow and another dressed as a shrimp dancing on the side of the road. We're turning around I NEED to dance with them.
Whos eating a bunch of acid and watching fireworks tomorrow? This guy. Thats who.
My fake id got more birthday sex than I've had in my life.
I feel like I deserve an award for facing my fear of penises in my face.
I just watched my mom get dick on Skype.
That d should have definitely been an s.
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
I've never been to an orgy, but I would assume nachos wouldn't be out of the question at one.
You owe me a one night stand and a line. Possible an inflatable flamingo as well. And a caesar salad.
I can't really feel a difference, so essentially I paid 60 bucks to bedazzle my vag.
Plan b and 5 hour enegery breakfast of a champion
I don't wanna be 33 that's when Jesus died
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