My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
I just saw the nastiest chick.
Where?
woke up next to her... fuck you jack daniels, fuck you
It took us hanging out like four times to kiss. Id like to fuck you before I'm 30
I woke up to him eating me out, listening to classical music.
To say he's a good fuck is like saying the beatles had a bit of success. My vag is still mourning the fact he moved.
Hey. Can you be so hung over that you get a rash?
And before you get all mad cause I said "nipples," I actually discarded "you are so wet right now" and "you have such a raging clit-on right now."
That's called being sensitive.
I have a surprise for you
Is it drugs? I want drugs. Or a puppy!
they told me if I wanted to live here I had to get an ass tattoo and then they all mooned me simultaneously. ass tattoos as far as the eye could see.
You should not be allowed to go away on the weekends I plan on getting drunk on. I need someone to stop me from punching this guy in the face. It's simple room mate etiquette.
You brought string cheese to the strip club
Just whatever you do, don't neglect the balls.
Apparently I offered the cop my Taco Bell.
Desperate times...
Happy Father's Day to the first man I called Daddy while cumming.
9 am booty call on your ex's birthday. Fuck yea
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