If last night was a website it would be called poordecisions.com OR uncircumcisedspanishweiner.org
i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
I just had to explain to my father, how having two screens plugged into my computer doesn't use more internet.
you insisted on breathalizing me with a inhaler.
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Isn't that the only thing she's good at? Complaining and blow jobs?
dunno man, last I saw him he bet me he could eat more ranch the me, then ran off
On the bright side since it was a Tuesday you weren't even in jail for the long! that could've been worse!
Just crossed the line from casual pregrame to public intoxication. Shotgunning in a bus shelter.
Do you recall us playing flip cup on your head?
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I am going to make your legs soar from cumming so much
Like they're going to fly away?
I was able to hide the fact that I had just shit in my pants, and then wupped her ass at FIFA
When's the best time to point out that all of my orgasms this year have been self-administered? Valentine's day?
What can i say, my face is nice and my body is just unreal. And my beer pouring/stealing is incredible \n
and i walked downstairs to find my brother using nunchucks, and making the appropriate noises. i simply asked "why"; his reply? "why the fuck do you think?". i love my family.
I am playing in the snow in my bunny outfit. GET OVER HERE
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