roommate just walked in on us. two and a half times. the half, she just knocked, sighed, and walked away.
The new Black Eyed Peas song is the stupidest shit I've heard since the last Black Eyed Peas song.
She told me she cured her bulemia by popping hydrocodone after she ate. that way she would be rewarded for not puking. I like the way she thinks
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
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Dude idk, apparently telling two drunk chicks 'that's whats up' after watching them lick eachother's face wasn't the compliment they were looking for. I mean I was fucking hammered.
Wow.
fyi, she knows we call her the sperm bank. watch your back.
Never again. I promise. My old gay body can't handle that much adrenaline twice.
her best friend is in town and she told me that they used to fool around when they were drunk and I'd have to "help keep that from happening"
you motherfucker
Dude you took some guys glasses off his face and ran out of the bar
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Please don't judge me for my hormonal purchase, judge me for my awesome rack.
Is it okay to thank someone for the orgasms they gave you, even though they weren't with you?
His cat watched us the ENTIRE time. Every time I glanced over the poor kitty looked at me as if I were pelvic thrusting her father to death.
I'm definitely single now but she stole my mailbox
You realized your blanket was a snuggie, spread your arms, and yelled "tonight I sleep like jesus!"
I'm in the liquor store and fucking "Wannabe" by the Spice Girls is playing. IM ALREADY ASHAMED OF MY REASON FOR BEING HERE, GIVE ME A BREAK.
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