How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
So you honestly dont remember putting honey in your bong? You kept talking about how you wanted to become a bee and fly
I'm never telling my kids not to take ecstasy, never. Idk what my mom was thinking.
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
pregamed for the floor meeting. so stoned. i keep thinking my RA is shrinking.
I guess I'm in a committed relationship. We just had shot 1 of 3 of Gardasil. I'm now dead inside.
Alright, I can go by eventually,, I don't wanna lose a second pair of shoes this semster from blacking out...
WHO INVENTED HANGOVERS WHERE ARE MY CLOTHES
I found a fingernail in my vagina. A fingernail.
I bought everclear. Bring your party pants and some addies
You're not gonna punch me in the face again are you?
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
yeah im watching him make his speech now. cant take him seriously tho. hes talking about funding for education and all i can think about is how ive seen what he looks like wearing womens underwear...
Some guys phone started vibrating on the tv. I answered mine. That's how high I am.
When you wake up and wonder why your bleeding and it feels like you jumped into a ceiling fan, dont worry. Ill explain it all when I wake up.
I don't wanna see it, I don't wanna touch it, I just want it in me.
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