What time are you coming? Can you stop and get mouse traps and trojans?
You have mice?
no why?
who are you and why are you in my phone as dr. seuss
yeah bitch needs to recognize there's only one person with this face
He texted me for drugs this time. Not sex. I dunno if I should be pleased it's not sex or disappointed that I come across as a druggie
I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
hey give me heads up if you're feeling vulnerable tomorrow night
You rolled around on the floor, yelled about being a "half-zombie" and bit that guy on the leg who was hitting on me.
I don't want a baby! I JUST WANT AN ORGASM THAT ISN'T SELF INFLICTED.
You looked at me, said I was a nice guy. Then you drunkenly climbed on top of me and said you liked me and wanted me.
She still didn't believe that he would cheat on her so I finally said "how else would I know that his batman mask is still in the back of his car from halloween?" I think she accepted it
Sometimes I just want to kiss you without you pulling ur cock out and waving it at me
Tonight I researched being a phone sex operator and teaching English at a French school in Africa. I think my future lacks direction
Sorry for prompting a philosophical penis discussion at 10:45 on a Friday night.
My moral compass kept pointing to his penis.
she was sitting on the toilet asking for me to take a "cute facebook profile picture" for her
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