I then asked the hardee's employee: mam, do you mind if i pay 75 cents in cash and then put the 1.13 on my debit card.
so the party was at my house but some how i ended up being the only one who slept outside
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
She didn't talk for 45 minutes. We finally convinced her to open her mouth. There was a flower in there.
Slurping strawberries throug a straw. It feels like the kool-aid man is coming in my mouth.
He hit on a bridal shower w/ his hand on my tit the entire time. Gave his number to the mom.
i had them turn on teen mom at the bar so i wouldnt be tempted to go home and make babies with the guy next to me
hi sober isdnt real. this is a mass rtoomate taext i thing. bye
AMAZING.
She danced with a broom while telling me I was "cool as shit" and she "wishes she could take a portion of my big ass and attach it to hers" then she passed out
I would ask what did you do but I feel like who did you do is probably more appropriate
My legs have surpassed "hairy" and entered the territory of "furry". Maybe I should just suck it up and shave already
No now I'm curious!
I just need to stop hanging out with girls who drink wine coolers.
It's after midnight. I didn't find the answer to my problem, but I did find the bottom of a bottle of vodka, so... there's that.
HOLY FUCK I almost floated out of the city. Thank god my dog kept me down.
I feel like him using the excuse "I'm not a fan of lying" to stop me from sleeping around is hypocritical since he's cheating on his wife with me.
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