i learned of a new sex move called the pterodactyl. 3 guys stand in a row. 1 girl blows the one in the middle while jerking off the other two. kids these days!
Yaeh! Back in our day we had to wait our turn for some party whore to blow us!
well there you go. the average partycunt evolved into megapartycunt just like scientists predicted.
our cab driver is having phone sex.
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
he was drinking wine. Puking into an empty water bottle. And eating french toast. ....All at the same time.
My motherly instincts are overcoming my slutty ones
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
well... just scaled a wall and entered the bar through the balcony. just making some last minute memories nbd.
I apologize for excluding you. On a better note: the stripper that made out with my wife friend requested me on facebook
RA chick in a Christmas onsie chased us up 5 flights of stairs. I need to stop violating guest policy
You dont lie about slip and slides
I'm 99.9% sure the people upstairs are using walki-talkies to talk to each other across the room. Too high for this shit
Have you ever been so drunk you pass out in the cab and everyone goes inside and forgets about you? I have
he rolled over in the morning and told me happy valentines day. i don't even know his first name.
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
Got home. Somebody tried to sell me weed on the street. I've never had to try so little to find a dealer before.
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