these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
they ran out of cups so I just drank out of a cowbell.
I can hear my fat mexican neighbor yelling "do you like that!" ...I hope its not his dog
no you cant smoke seaweed
i'm just going to get a pitcher of margarita. sober up by 10. and then do my accounting project
I made her cum... she sounded like Ray Romano
Power hour was a bad idea. It turned into power 4 hours, then power puke. Then power sleep till 3.
So he ended up throwing a watermelon that he stole from the cafeteria saying "if i cant have it no one can" of the 5th floor.
Yeah. I don't think I have anything left in me tho. I think I was throwing up tangible memories at one point.
Spring Fling is on 420. The theme better be 'Flower Child'.
I want there to be fog machines and unicorns.
I can't even masturbate without crying fuck this break up
Ok maybe now I get why I'm single I think I just broke a rib pooping
Accidentally searched up "pizza pasties" instead of "pizza pastries". I was not disappointed.
I did something very bad. More specifically, my boss.
Put down the Captain Crunch and get over here. It’s a dickfest!!
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