Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
You love popeyes more than me
does delicious chicken come out of your vagina?
Best feeling in the world? holding your pee all day for a negative preggo test
I may or may not have melted a dent into the top of my minifridge with my hot glue gun, which I left on for the past couple hours unsupervised, while we were on our salvo/savers excursion. Welcome to Halloween in college.
he found my favorite bra, 3 thongs and a pair of jeans and gave them back. i love move out day.
i really need to stop putting makeup on my cats..
Do you understand how much easier life would be if fannypacks were normal
they just named my boobs. Lefty is "Guenevere" and Righty is "I claim this boob for America"
just walked into the study room and found an empty bottle of vodka and a passed out freshman. Did you have anything to do with this?
i love when the champions come out to play im bringin the shock collar this weekend
We knew it was a good time to leave when you spilt the salsa on the ground and were trying to put it back in the jar with your hands
I haven't even booked my flights yet and I have my drug supply sorted
That's what jaeger bombs out of teacups will do to you.
The first guy I ever sexted is having a baby.. Is this what adulthood feels like?
What happened last night? I'm too scared to get out of bed and see the destruction.
First of all, check to see if that naked guy is still alive. He didn't look to be breathing when I left
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