you better believe me or I'll punch you in the face
but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
The neighbors are smoking hash and doing Julia Child impressions...again.
Maybe she got knocked up by accident. I still refuse to believe that anyone actually INTENTIONALLY gets pregnant.
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I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
He fell asleep and they duct taped him to the floor. He's pissed.
how exactly do you say, "i only agreed to meet you for breakfast because i thought we could go to your place and fuck afterwards."
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
Then me, her, and her mom snorted tequila. The bartender was in shock.
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I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
No piss test, hell yeah
FALSE ALARM. PISS TEST. I NEED YOUR PISS.
People were wondering why I started hanging out with him after high school, the simple answer is now that I don't see his dorky ness everyday I can just focus on his amazing penis.
Worse. He's Mormon. At least a gay guy will go get drinks with me.
Enough talk of my burning loins. How is your day?
I'm dangerously close to tossing this whole "morals" bullshit and swan-diving into the fuckboy lifestyle.
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