Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
worst part about day drinking... waking up to george lopez
Just saw a huge group of people walk by in there in their underwear. Too stoned for this.
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Maybe we could get a groupon for vasectomy. I'm game.
Hey, please tell me that you and dad are having actual steaks tonight and I did not just get sexted by my dad
so i ran into nick. i may be more gay than anticipated
its the pipe that keeps on giving. Just when I think it's done, I scrape just enough. It's a st. Patrick's day miracle!
so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
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I get stoned and write a 15 page history report in two hours. She gets stoned and cries because she "doesn't know which shade of pink is the real one".
I was really proud of me too last night! Found a discarded hamburger that I have no memory of at the foot of the bed. Instead of a Dude. I'm really growing as a person
I'm so bored I talked to the Bible guys for 30 minutes.
I offered them beer last time they came here bahaha
he sent a dick pic to my best friends phone for me cause mine died lol pretty sure he was regretting that night outta town.
I just had a morning three-some with marijuana and a detachable shower-head
100000% expect a picture of my ass in them
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