I thought if I stared at him long enough he'd walk me to my car. but he didn't. he dddidn't. i rreally thought i had those powers.
they had a keg party to fund her abortion.
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
you were saying "i am the vodka queen!" and then in a different voice replying to yourself "all hail the vodka queen! you are so beautiful!"
Fat girl left in a hurry. Possibly had to do with the missing bathroom door in my apartment.
Is it possible to just pretend that everything we did after grilling up your goldfish didn't happen?
trust me, you don't know shame until you're in a peacock costume getting CPR by random dudes
Remember when you fed me goldfish while I was -inside- of someone?
I'm getting a collar when he gets back in to town! That's like the bdsm equivalent of getting his class ring!
The only people who will bring me pizza or tacos want a commitment and I'm hungry for food not their love.
I'm sorry I've been mean recently but tbh it really turns me on seeing you cry so it might happen a lot..... You're a pretty crier I don't get it
NO. NONE OF THAT. SHAME ON YOU.
Hey! you should come over!
Who is this? The number is saved as "Sexy Awesome"
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
"I mean like shit happens" should never be an excuse for anything
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