So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
When you gave me the first bj i thought 'yep, this girl is going to do great things with her life'
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
I knew it was time to leave Waffle House when you started singing "What's Your Fantasy" to your hash browns.
She's the barista slut.
I have a question: does pizza dipped in chili sound good or am I just really high?
It takes a special friend to go vibrator shopping with
Yes. It does.
Just because your gf gives mediocre bjs doesn't mean I can fill that void
I got propositioned to get involved with an engaged couple. I told them I didn't think my married couple would like me to see other couples...
I stepped in puke last night then washed it off my shoe with beer. Is there a grace period to respect before wearing them to class?
Accidentally searched up "pizza pasties" instead of "pizza pastries". I was not disappointed.
you told me I was being patronizing because I didn't want you to run barefoot across a construction site
I really need to get to the point where I can poop at his house. I’ve taken three shits on the way home already.
I remember you banged her while I was dying on your couch, so good call
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