i just want to meat her and do terribly wonderful things to her vagina...
I just saw a man with a full beard and frosted tips
there is no god
She told me I was only the second guy she slept with. I told her she was only my second Megan.
By the end of the night i was making legitimate noises not just saying moo.
Just don't have "pin the tail on the straight edge" as a party game... Please and thanks...
They got their marriage license when they were at the courthouse for her arraignment.
We just reached that moment of the night when you start making cookie quesadillas. Party on Wayne
This body was not built to go to the gym. It was built to chain smoke cigarettes and shoot whiskey
(This is the second time ive been high enough to decide to run for office)
So... In conclusion, do I bring my vibrator and risk not only having it getting taken out at security, but also exposing my dad to my neon green vibrator, or just leave it here?
LETS THROW SHIT OFF THE PORCH
don't judge but I think I'm gonna go fuck a dad this weekend
You got your ass kicked outside KFC on Tuesday
I just need a fucking pair of pants. Is that too much to ask for?
Lol, maybe a little bit. I don't know. I don't keep a super keen memory log of dicks honestly.
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