Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
Sad Moment: I only had enough $ at 711 to buy chips or salsa. I chose salsa and took a plastic spoon
you hid your keys in a box of lucky charms because drunk you was apparently going to eat them for breakfast...
is it really high of me to have brought my own hot sauce to wendys?
Thanks for stopping me from letting that 14 year old feel my boobs. Thanks.
Stop banging my friends. This is getting weird.
Stop being friends with hot 18 year old girls.
I'm just going to say , cocktail races are not for a Wednesday night maybe not even a Friday type of deal
My saliva right now is around 7.6% alcohol/volume.
jake and the teradactyl broke up, operation get high and find him a new girl who hasn't had sexual experiences with three delts simultaniously is in full effect.
Until they make a bed that bathes you in your sleep, I will not be satisfied.
All those movies are bullshit, there is no way to run down a line of parked cars, they`re too far apart. my faces hurts so much right now
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
I wanna die. I can't recall the last time I was happy that doesn't involve your hand touching my butt.
CUT OFF ALL YOUR HAIR COME ON MAN LET'S DO THIS
Oh, I also stabbed a guy Friday and he still asked me out
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