It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
tonight's goal was "most regrettable decision" and you bring wine coolers?
OMG. if college stays like this, theres no way i wont be pregnant by first semester
you screamed santa and jumped in front of 50 kids to tell him you wanted a bong for christmas.
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Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
Although, to be fair, I am both willing and going to lick marshmallow fluff off of your dick.
And by "got a tattoo" i mean i got a tattoo in the dorm bathrooms with a guy using his cousin's tattoo gun.
so I am that guy with the red solo cup in class. someone has to step it up.
DONT TALK SHIT ABOUT LUNCHABLES
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This mustache is awesome. I can't pass by a mirror without looking in it and thinking damn, I'd like to give that guy a handy.
So besides your brother walking in on you shaving and singing "I'm gonna get asssss" how was your night
The only downside to doctor sex is that getting choked with a stethoscope leaves marks.
When she saw "buy condoms" on my to do list she figured out pretty quick we were breaking up.
It's cool bro. The video I have of you drunk trying to fix it with the sonic screwdriver was worth it.
Well if I can't snuggle you, I might as well snuggle a stranger's cat.
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